Well….today is the day. 
No not the first day of the rest of my life….because if it is I am seriously in trouble.
Today is the day they turn off my cable and I loose my Internet at home. 
I have no idea how my life got so miserable, but let me say it is. 
I overheard a conversion today between two guys at work, one was asking about a video for some new song and the other guy was like “Man, I don’t have cable.” I thought the first guy was only to pass out on the floor. He was genuinely stunned that in this day and age there was a person without cable. I almost broke out into tears yet again. I mean here I am with a giant flat screen plasma and no cable. 
Yeah, life is freaking awesome. It’s not like I was watching TV much anyway. There are a few shows I like, but I guess I’ll learn what it is that the pilgrims did or something.
Is it too late to invent fire? 
Maybe I’ll make shadow puppets or learn transcendental meditation? OK, OK…I know shadow puppets need a audience and with the Dali Llama in the hospital who’ll guide me through the time space continuum of my inner sanctum. OK, so maybe I’ll just do what I did when I had cable…lay on the floor and cry. 
